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Just Ask Billy

Santa BillyBilly Quotes:

It takes a Lady to run a business these days, not a guy.

Never judge a book by the color.

Don't be stuporstitious.

The guy from Miller told me that beer is 70% water.  That means it's only 30% beer.

I've never been to Tiajuana, but North Carolina is beautiful.

Billy Jokes:

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ?  Because 6 7 9.

Name 3 people smarter than you: A daygo with a knife, a Greek with Snickers, and a polak with authority.

Billy's Favorite Movies:

The Hustler

The Color of Money

The Coal Miner's Daughter

What to do in a tornado:

Don't go by any windows.

Don't pick up any pencils.

Put your head between your knees

And Kiss Your Ass Goodbye.

 

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